The clock means nothing to Alfie Moon. 

Whether it’s the middle of the night, the last-minute of extra time in the football or the last dance on Strictly, Alfie will wash himself loudly and vigorously. 

Neighbours have often wondered what that weird noise is at 3am… little do they know that Alfie has just spotted the SINGLE piece of fur that hasn’t had the full ‘Scratch-Lick-Rub’ treatment in the last 24 hours.  

His contortions gained worldwide notoriety – so much so that Rebel Wilson copied The Moon Manoeuvre for her role as Jennyanydots in the much-ridiculed 2019 film version of CATS.